Encik Eric Ho punya cerita

"IN UNISEX HAIR SALOON"

I jumpa flyers ni dekat wiper kereta.. sungguh la tak stylo Encik Eric Ho ini membuat flyers nya.. mcm org jual tilam pun ada, yg saye tak bole tahan siap posing macho belakang rak buku tuu.. kt malaysia ni kalau ada 'creative police' sure Encik Eric Ho boleh kena saman..

kepada sesiapa yg berminat untuk menjadi stylo mylo seperti Encik Eric Ho, boleh la menghubunginya di talian 016-652 4208.. ingat, jgn tersilap masuk kedai dobi pulak okk.

Beriyani

harry, u hutang i 2 pinggan nasi beriyani gam okkk, itu kambing satu, ayam satu, asing2.. itu kambing kasi bungkus laa. semalam brazil dgn france sudah menang maa.. taraak taraaak, weekend ni wa tgu dkt syed k/jaya claim wa punya nasik.. lu jgn macam-macam

Param pam pam..

I smell something here. *sniff* haha, i smell energy.. happiness..

i dunno, maybe i start to look for ways to appreciate life.. i got a new haircut n its very cool n i oso quit smoking for the past two weeks. ni lagi satu, i dh turun 6kg.. been workout recently to keep my arse in a gud shape, hoho.. gaji pulak tu dh masukk yeszaa.. mlm ni brazil turun lawan ghana, masaak la ghana kena sayurr.. ok chiow shud get back to work..

never felt better.

Sengal

Hello Siti, how r u? hope u doin fine.. im not a great fan of yours and im sory that i hd to point tis out.. i found that u r very lansi, typical, faked n borringg.. im sick of it okk.

i hv a little thought that u r ready to get married any time n i dun give a damn to it.. yeah of course, for the past few month, u hv been linked to corporate figure Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa or better known as “Datuk K” (wth?).. at least uv got my slight attention besides mic's bruising battle between samy, subra n palanivel.

but neway, i think the romance between a rich old man n u is sucks n now i hate to say this, u will lose ur vigin to this 'old guy' that hv a lots of money n ur age gape is 20 years?? that dude old enuf to be ur father dowh..

ok okk, my bad.. let say i got paid 50K a month, 30 years of age, ambitious bla bla bla n most important that im a true virgin (hah!).. would u consider me to be ur husband? the answer is no, hell no.. becos i dun hv a datukship title n a groomed moustache either.

i do hv sexy ginger chest hair.


"Datuk, thank you for choice me"..

Happy Feet

sweet latino penguins, check it out! its so funny mann

Hi there!

Hey geng, wassup? hows ur weekend? haha.. mine was awesome + great! nampk ni, i tgh senyum smpai telinga niii..heee malas la nk citer kang bole gelak tahap terkucil pun ada ni.. its a guy thingy especially lepak dgn cousin aku yg horror dan gila dan tiba2 je serious, famey.. thanks bro, its been a long time ya.. neway kasut futsal lu sempit laa bro, aku x jadi beli, tp kalo lu nk bg free aku zass je.. chiow :p

baru semalam dapat gula. gila.

Too late

Guys, this is really gud song.. i was very moved by this song.. the lyric made me think of all the bad bad decisions that iv made n how they really effect other people.. the best part is u really dun know that until its too late, too late to turn back (mayb)..



Untitled - by Simple Plan
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

(Chorus)
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
(Back to Chorus)

Merdeka advertisement

This month is pretty tough sbb kepala boleh naik migrain, hoho.. wev got at least 25 concepts to be meticulously executed for this coming merdeka day.. so here are a few designs frm previous ad..


Client : Kraftangan Malaysia
Header : Menjalin perpaduan
Copy : Saban hari, kami dengan bangganya menghasilkan kraftangan bertaraf dunia. Tidak kira apa bentuk atau cara penghasilannya, tujuan kami hanyalah satu: penyesuaian dan penyatuan. Dan terima kasih Malaysia. Seperti kami, negara yang dicintai ini telah berjaya menjalin dan menyatupadukan rakyat Malaysia. Selamat Ulangtahun ke-48, Malaysia.


Client : Bernas
Header : One Country, One Vision
Copy : Were you aware that you are among the 23 million Malaysians that have jointly contributed to the country's rapid growth and prosperity? About time you give yourself a pat at the back and rejoice this success with the rest of us. We Wish All Malaysians A Meaningful 48th Independence Day.


Client : Malaysia Airports Holdings Berhad (MAHB)
Header : "Negaraku... tanah tumpahnya darahku..."
Copy : Every year, we take pride in celebrating our Independence Day. Standing tall singing the “Negaraku”, we feel great for our beloved country. For 48 years, we’ve enjoyed the freedom of being Malaysians, upholding the spirit of unity and togetherness. Congratulations, Malaysia on your 48th Merdeka Day.


Header : Merdeka with flying colours
Client : UPM
Copy : For the 48 years, we have been proudly flying the colours of Malaysia. And since then we have been fulfilling the independece spirit by continuously producing graduates to excel in their studies with flying colours. Congratulations Malaysia on your 48th Independence Day.


Client : LHDN
Header: Merdeka, Aman, Makmur
Copy : Selamat menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke-48.

10 alasan

Yeayy.. hari ni world cup start, dlm satu hari ada 2 matches iaitu pukul 12 tgh mlm n 3am.. huuu letih nk melayan ni beb, paling sengkek pun habis pukul 5.30am, keesokannya pulak nk masuk ofc, huuuu.. masaaakk masakk! sooo untuk u all semua supaya tidak dibelenggu oleh masalah ni maka dengan itulah korang kena standby beberapa alasan yg konkrit lg solid utk membolehkan kita semua ni dapat nengok bola n dapat juga masuk ofc lambat (tanpa dipotong gaji, huahua).. okk ni dia..taraaa.. ni utk org bujang je arr..

1) Migrain - heheh, alasan migrain ni memang paling popular mcm i yg dlm advertising ni.. sebab apa? sebab bos mmg x bole nk cakap apa la kan bcos idea n concept nk keluar dari otak.. pandainyeee

2) Hantar parents pegi Umrah - hahaa.. kelaka beb, wa pernah buat sekali tp kena sms kt bos mlm tu jgk dlm pkul 9pm gitu.. sms je xyh cal lepas tu text sms yg last u kena letak TQ.

3) Kereta x bole start - so kalau kereta x bole start ni alasan kena g workshop n pastu masuk ofc buat2 muka bengang cakaplah kena tukar timing belt ke bateri ke sampai 3-4 rat.. huhu

4) Stayback - budak2 studio selalu bagi alasan ni.. "eh, smalam saya stayback smpai pukul 11pm bos, deadline dh dekat ni"..

5) Jemput parents balik Umrah - siot je, jemput pulak dahhh.. kahakaahahakah

6) Ambil Mykad - "bos, saya dtg lmbat sikit sbb nk ambil MyKad, JPN hari tu dh hantar surat warning yg ketiga, kalau x kena denda"..

7) Sakit perut - ni biasanya makan roti telur banjir 2 keping, kuah dal sambal kasi campur.. kalau nk best masuk ofc pastu buat muka ketat n maki2 mamak yg buat roti tu

8) Atm card kena telan - yg ni lagi satu hillarious, i penah buat tp kena practice sekali je utk satu company.. "bos, pagi tadi i pegi atm nk kuarkan duit bayar duit keta, pastu atm card kena telan plak.. huuu i pun gubra la bos, so officer tu ckp kena ambil nombor buat kad baru laa, tu yg lmbt tuu" ..heeee

9) Hantar gf pergi clinic - biasalaa, girls ni bila dtg pms dtg la mengada2.. hahah!

10) Ada appointment - "i td ada appointment, urgent".. pastu masuk ofc terus buat2 bz cal client..

hahahaa, ni kalau bos i baca ni mmg maassaakkk.. ahhh sudahh

Cerita bola..

Hi, i baru habis keja so bolela memblogging.. mgu ni bz gila babs, keja melambak n i mmg kena buat bz sbb nt bnyk benda distracted.

arini nk citer pasal world cup, actually xde mud sbnarnya nk tulis entry ni sbb mana2 kalau bkk magazine ke, paper ke, tv ke, tvc ke sume citer pasal bola, so ni kira versi pendek la ni.. i ni mmg kaki bola n a gud player actually, hahah! kalau dulu masa time study huuu kencang sehh, elehh stakat main padang besar tu anytime.. so semenjak umur dh meningkat ni, perut pun dh naik, stamina kurang n cepat pancit, then i layan futsal je la..

ok okk, blk pasal world cup ni, mcm lu org tau la wa ni supporter arsenal seumur hidupku n for this world cup i support brazil, hehe.. nk yg terer je bang.. pon mls nk citer pasal brazil sbb mana2 pon citer pasal team brazil ni.. so apa i nk citer lagi?? nk citer pasal world cup dh ada, citer bola dh ada n brazil pon dh ada.. hah ni lagi satu, disebabkan ketidakpuashatian yg membuak karena national tv xde tayang live first match England vs Paraguay, saye akhirnya terpaksa akur utk mensubscribe astro tghari td semata2 kerna bola ni, itupun setelah diapi2kan oleh fesal n yus..huhu (sori ye, astro pasang dlm bilik aku okkee).. sebulan laa nmpaknya dok rumah x kuar2. apa lg ni nk citer ni.. emm ok la, i nk gerak ni.

cau cen dol.

What is meant to be said is said..

No matter how hard i try, no matter how much i try to please n even put myself down its never enuf, its never never enuf.. owhhh khai, thanks but no thanks, its too late.. khaiii, uve been too pushy.. pls respect my privacy, plss khaii..

susah sgt ke u nk appreciate apa yg i buat?? emm?

nothing dat i can change n nothing will change.. i just hv to accept things n go on but no need to hide anything anymore.. what is meant to happen will happen.

im not a boy, not yet an old men.